10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

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Ten times she married and all ten she divorced,
Different professions they all held,
But none impressed her for long and all were gone.

Then came the lawyer who in love married her,
On their wedding night to her husband she told,
“Please be gentle, a virgin I still am”
“What?” the puzzled groom asked.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
 With all charm at her new husband she looked,
And in a sweet low voice to him she told,

My first husband a sales man he was,
And kept on telling how great it was going to be.

My second husband in software services he was,
And was never sure how it was supposed to function,
But to me he said, he’d look into it and get back.

My third husband from field services he was,
To me he said, everything diagnostically checked out well,
But he couldn’t get the system up.

My fourth husband in telemarketing he was,
Known he when he had the order,
Didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

My fifth husband an engineer he was,
The basic process he understood,
But three years he wanted,
To research, implement and design,
A new state-of-the-art method.

My sixth husband from finance and administration he was,
He knew how he thought,
My seventh husband in marketing he was,
Nice product he had,
But never sure he was how to position it.

My eighth husband a psychologist he was,
All he ever did was talk about it.

My ninth husband a gynecologist he was,
All he did was looking at it.

My tenth husband a stamp collector he was,
All he ever did was…. Oh’ God I miss him.

Now I am married to you a lawyer,
All excited I am, she almost screamed,
When her narration she finished.

The new husband in confusion to her asked,
It is good to hear your excitement but why?
She told him almost in tears,
“A lawyer you are O honey a lawyer you are,
This time I am sure I am gonna really get screwed.


The poem I posted above was written out of a joke my friend gave me. Have a great weekend everyone.

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